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Sure Godzilla is all well and good, but is he a match for SpaceGodzilla? I don't think Godzilla Junior will be much help. And to make matters worse, Mothra is apparently on space vacation or something and can't be bothered to defend the Earth. At least Mothra sends along those weird twins to give advice to the psychic lady. Oh, yes, did we mention, there's also a telepathy sub-plot in this one. 

Also on the show, Trevor tackles #85 on the Bottom 100 IMDB list, 3 Ninjas - High Noon at Mega Mountain. What happens when you teach a bunch of kids martial arts and then make them fight evil ninjas lead by Loni Anderson and Jim Varney (yes, that Jim Varney)? Will even an assist from Hulk Hogan be enough to stop the Ernest now that he's gone to the dark side? 

Direct download: episode_37_-_Godzilla_versus_SpaceGodzilla.mp3
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Have you ever wondered if perhaps the true key to human intelligence was not within the human brain but within the forehead? Finally there is a movie that tackles this controversial topic. Yes, from the people who brought you The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, it's Trail of the Screaming Forehead

Another question you may well have spent many an hour pondering, "Can chimps be taught to play baseball?" Fortunately, our bottom 100 movie, Ed, has the answer. 

For in-depth discussion on these topics and the implications of their answers, check out this week's episode!

Direct download: episode_36_-_Trail_of_the_Screaming_Forehead.mp3
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This week, Trevor and Gabbie tackle that most sacred of high school traditions, the prom night killing spree. Will they be impressed by Mary Lou's resourcefulness and innovative strategies for regaining her title? Or will they throw this on to the pile of forgettable 80s slashers? 

Also, for this week's Bottom 100, Trevor and Gabbie watch a German bio-drama about the rapper, Bushido called Zeiten ändern Dich. Sure, neither of there are no subtitles and neither of them speak German but they aren't about to let little details like that get in the way of their mission to review every bottom 100 film. 

So be sure to check out this week's episode or you will be the aligator they will be seeing later. 

Direct download: episode_35_-_Prom_Night_2.mp3
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This week Trevor and Gabbie class it up with a French film. Okay, so that film's english title is Girl Slaves of Morgana Le Fay and it has more than a few naked ladies in it, but it's still a subtitled foreign film so that means it is classy, right? Okay, so it may not be classy per se, but it's has far more depth than you would expect given the title. 

Also, the team takes on one of the bigger budget Bottom 100 films, Battlefield Earth. Does the movie live of to its reputation as one of the worst films ever made? Or does everyone's hatred for scientology earn the film undeserved scorn? As with many things, the true answer lies somewhere in the middle. 

Direct download: episode_34_-_girl_slaves_of_morgana_le_fay.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:00am EST