This week, we kick things off with the fantasy adventure, Dawn of the Dragonslayer. After Will and his father learn a valuable lesson about not stealing dragon eggs, Will gets to go live with a cantankerous baron and his rambunctious daughter. Wackiness ensues! We also learn way too much about Gabbie's leprechaun fetish.

Then it's time for our bottom 100 movie, Ator the Invincible 2/Cave Dwellers/The Blade Master/etc. In this film, Ator the world's greatest hero/scientist/guy in a loincloth, is tasked with defeating the evil Zor and his crazy hat. Fortunately, Ator has his trusty sidekick, Thong, a couple big-ass swords, a freaking hang glider and the most important weapon of all... science!

This week, we weren't able to record an episode. Fortunately, we had a back-up episode on hand for your listening pleasure.

And really what could more pleasurable than going to a peaceful little island to see old friends get married? Okay, sure, there may be a bit of a high body count, but really what's a wedding without a few complications?

Join Gabbie and Trevor as they discuss the under-appreciated and under-watched horror series, Harper's Island.

We go a bit outside of our usual wheelhouse this week with 2010's Freak Dance. Cocolonia has wanted to be a dancer all her life and when she finally gets her chance and joins Fantaseez, the nefarious building inspector general shows up and threatens to shut them down! Will they be able to pay off the fines in time? There just so happens to be a big dance contest coming up! Unfortunately, Dazzle and his army of private dancers could stand in their way!

Then for our bottom 100 movie, it's Boggy Creek 2: And the Legend Continues. Professor Lockhart takes two of his best students, and one of their friends, with him to Boggy Creek in an effort to find the Boggy Creek Creature. That's right, it's a Bigfoot movie! Will the Professor succeed in his quest? Or will they have to make due with meeting creepy Old Man Crenshaw?

Also, there's some talk about the Evil Dead remake!

This week it's all about unusual heroes battling in outer space for the amusement of children! First up, we have Mom and Dad Save the World featuring the likes of Jeffrey Jones, Jon Lovitz and even Eric Idle. With a collection of actors like that, surely this will be a great film! Or will it?

Then in our bottom 100 film, the people of Krankor want to take over the Earth. Fortunately, the Prince of Space is on hand to stop them!

What is the biggest threat facing mankind? Global warming? Nuclear war? Zombie apocalypse? Bah, mere child's play. In this week's episode we learn that the true threat to mankind is those damned birds! (though maybe global warming has something to do with it? Also, spruce bark beetles!)

So grab the nearest coat hangar and join Trevor and Gabbie as they discuss the Alfred Hitchcock classic, The Birds, and the James Nguyen 'classic,' Birdemic: Shock and Terror.

The horror comedy is always a bit of a tricky balancing act. Very few movies manage to strike the right balance of horror and comedy and it's quite often that the movie will fail to be all that scary or all that funny. Dead & Breakfast is a little light on the horror (though it does have some nice practical effects gore) but it is pretty funny and its got an a interesting voodoo-like take on its zombies that makes for good watching. Trevor and Gabbie will tell you all about it.

Then, with our bottom 100 movie, we learn that being a Pumaman gives you all sorts of puma-like powers. Powers like super strength, seeing in the dark, a danger sense, entering a pseudo-death state, flying through the air and teleporting to any location you have been to before. Truly the puma is one of nature's greatest creatures. This week, we will tell you all about the wonderfully awful Pumaman featuring none other than Donald Pleasence!

It's a double dose of musicians starring in movies this week. First up, we have the cult classic, UHF, starring Weird Al as a imaginative but unfocused man who suddenly gets tasked with running an obscure UHF TV station.

For the bottom 100 film, we have the quite terrible, Glitter! Mariah Carey playing Billie Frank. Billie is stuck ghosting for an untalented singer until she is discovered by a DJ named Dice. Soon her career is on the rise, but it's not all sunshine, lollipops and rainbows for our duo!

This week, we kick things off with the awesomely titled Kids Go to the Woods... Kids Get Dead. This film attempts to recreate both the 80s slasher feel and the late night horror host phenomenon. One of us thought this movie was a whole lot of fun. The other of us was less positive in his or her assessment. But I'm pretty sure the first person was correct. 

Trevor and Gabbie are in total agreement on the bottom 100 film though. 2006's Surf School manages to be incredibly cliche, painfully unfunny and just all-around terrible. But at least the theme song is catchy in a bad sort of way.

Our movie this week is Apart. The touching story about a man, Noah, searching for his lost memories. Most of these lost memories involve his best friend and love interest, Emily. Turns out that Noah and Emily have shared hallucinations. Or maybe they are shared visions that foretell the future? And apparently when Noah and Emily are around each other the visions/hallucinations are worse, maybe? It's kinda confusing?

Our bottom 100 movie, Anne B. Real, is much more straightforward though. It's your standard tale of a young Hispanic woman who becomes obsessed with the Diary of Anne Frank, and also she wants to be a rapper, but she's kinda shy. Geez, Hollywood, haven't we told this story enough times already?

It's a double-serving of cheese this week. First see Canada's answer to Star Wars, The Shape of Things to Come. If you want sci-fi movies that feature incredibly dated robots, fighting with pipes and trash can lids and Jack Palance wearing a goofy helmet, boy is this the movie for you!

Then the cheese-fest continues with our bottom 100 film, Soultaker. It turns out that when you die, Joe Estevez gets to collect your soul in a glowstick! So, uh, watch out, I guess.

The movies may not be so good, but it's a cheese-lovers' paradise!

For just a hint of what you are in for, check out this YouTube clip from The Shape of Things to Come!